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POOLAH I am not a super hero but I am going to save the world... like as if you would believe. I am a maniac. I came from a planet which is filled with water. I learned swimming at the age of 1. I wail like a cry baby. I am the most adorable thing you'll ever see. I crawl like spiderman, I fly like superman, I drive like batman. I live in wonderland. Rugrats is my friend, so is peter pan. No, really...I am your ordinary human being with an ordinary pair of beautiful eyes. As a person with a fetish for experimentation, I like to try out different things. And I can be a real son of a bitch sometimes. ♥♥♥ Love &

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Wednesday, December 31, 2008
12:48 AM
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Thanks for being a part of my `08! It was an awesome year! I hope this coming year would be better!
http://planetsmilies.net/kaos-not-tagged-smiley-4710.gifMORE DRINKS, MORE PARTIES! CHEERS!!
Let's welcome the year of the Ox with a blast! Wooohooo! I wish you all 365 days of fun and wild nights! Hahaha!

I love you guys. :) Thanks for everything!
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions! LOL.




---- As if naman mababasa nila to. :)) haha. Anyway, yeah, 2008 was indeed awesome. New friends and good oppurtunities. :) Plus my ♥life has been very colorful (there are moments of gray areas, though) I hate to say goodbye to `08...I don`t know what `09 has prepared for me, but oh well, life goes on! Welcome 2009! I hope this year will be full of fun and surprises!


♥ ~ Paula Soriano

PISSED!
Saturday, December 27, 2008
3:05 PM
SHIT!

TOMBOY? Hah! We should find ourselves a chic?! If you don`t like what you see, then go get yourself a slut, fuck all night and stay away from me.

I can`t take your stupid comments anymore!


Anyway, Happy birthday discreet whore. :)) hahaha! Now you`re showing your true colors..and I can see it`s gettin` darker. :P But it`s okay, bitch. We still love you!

DEAD TIRED.
Thursday, December 25, 2008
10:19 PM
I`m happy that finally, Christmas is over.

Christmas didn`t end really well last night.

I wanted to see a movie and asked my cousins to come with me. Unfortunately, no one wants to be left at home with the THUNDERS... some of them started crying and screaming! I don`t have a choice, so I took them all with me. Yes, all 8 of them.

We were stuck in TRINOMA and waited for a ride home for 2 friggin` hours. Luckily, BABE, my angel and my superhero came to rescue us from the chaotic FX/JEEP stands. Whew! What a relief!

Imagine having 8 kids with you, 2 of them about 3 years old and the rest were 5 and above... and there was rain... and there`s no cab or jeep or fx or even bus to take you home.... stuck in a far away place for 2 hours... carrying a sleepy 3-year-old child... screaming for the others to behave... running after a naughty kid... starving and exhausted. You`d probably just CRY and KILL YOURSELF.

Thank God babe's uncle and dad were helpful. Her Dad let her uncle borrow his car and they fetched us! WHEW! I love you babe! Thanks for the BIG BIG BIG help!

I was dead tired last night. And all 8 of them slept here. The girls in my room and the boys in my mom's. And I have to watch them all sleep as the eldest. And took care of them all night. I was not able to sleep well because they`re too malikottt! One literally fell off the bed, flat on her face. >_<

WHEW!

Okay
Wednesday, December 24, 2008
12:56 AM

Okay, Happy Holidays, everyone!

Yesterday, I was absolutely freakin' out because of my terrible Christmas. I feel better now. I have my cousins and babe around and they make me feel Christmas. :D I just hope this day will not be ruined by a stupid asshole. Anyway, so yeah, I made a Christmas Wishlist and none of those listed there ever came true. Haha. LOSER.

I don`t even have credits on my phone so I can`t greet everyone a merry christmas. I`m broke. I am kinda ashamed of myself `coz babe already got me a present and I haven`t got her any. This is by far my worst Christmas ever. The only thing that`s makin` it good is because i`m sharing it with babe for the second time. :)

I love you babe. thanks for makin` my Christmas worth celebrating.

I miss my friends. I want a drink. No, I want a lotta drinks. VODKA, please!?

Happy Christmas, everyone. I hope your Christmas' not as bad as mine. :D

FUCK CHRISTMAS.
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
12:36 AM
I don't deserve thisss!!!! :(

i HATE YOU! You're a fuck! You're an idiot ass!!!!

No one cares at all!!!! I hate this Christmas!!!

You're a bad ass dad!!! You don`t care about anything in here AT ALL! Fuck your house I hope it burn together with your gigantic christmas tree!!! And I hope your grandson's digicam explode in his friggin' face!!! TANGINAAAAAAA!! I HATE YOUR PERFECT FAMILYYYY!!! Tangina niyooO!!!

My brother is a dumb boy, a PEA BRAIN and a STUPID FUCK yet he gets everything he wants!!! It's not fairrr!!!! I hate you stupid white fuck! You`re so stupid, you even don`t know how to talk to me, like i`m a fuckin` stranger inside your house! Dumbass, i`m your freakin` sister!!! Tangina bobo ka! Bobo ka pero ikaw paborito! Ayossss! Fuck you!

At ang mahiwaga kong kapatid, ang BUNSO DAW! WOW. Bunso!!! Hah! You`re not even one of us! We`re not fuckin related because you`re just a foster child! AMPON. In short, sampid ka lang dapat! But no, you`re the princess of the family! FUCCCKKK! You get everything! And surprisingly, hindi ka pinapayagan lagi umalis or to stay out late... why? because you`re too young to party, and it`s dangerous outside.. like wtf? I was never treated that way!!! i never had curfews since I was in grade 4! and you..you`re 18 and they`re all worried about you just because you`re out till 11pm!??! Tangina. Eh ako, I was out for 3 days and no anything from my dearest dad!

And now it`s christmas time... and everybody`s happy...except me. I was never invited in your christmas parties, in your gift givings. I can`t even join the family portrait. What a loser. Like I`m the forbidden child. :(( No one really cares about me.

It`s christmas... and they get lotsa things. WOW. And me, what do i get??? a 500-peso bill?? WTF??!!! PUTANGINA TALAGA.

Merry Christmas, everyone.



(Now i feel better)

FUGLY
Thursday, December 18, 2008
9:16 PM
I am.

Ugh. When will I ever be contented with my bod? I look thin but my tummy is fat as a butt of a hippo. This is really frustrating me. I can`t do diet, I'll look like a shabu-addicted whore. And I`m too lazy to exercise. (Gosh, I am getting dumber. I took a long time trying to recall how "exercise" spells) Really, this is devastating and depressing. I can`t do something about it. and... my face is...... PUTANGINA ANG PANGIT!! I don`t fuckin` know what the hell is wrong... i`m gettin a hella lot of PIMPLES! Fuckin` ZITS!!!! And in my back too!

and my hair tooo!!! waaaaaaahhh! Fly away.

What`s happenin to meeee!!!!????

I wish I`ll receive a great body (and face) this Christmas. Like a gift or whatever.

Christmas/Block party
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
9:27 PM
I love it. :D

It was oh-so-fun! I can`t believe it would turn out like that. Whew. I had a blast with my classmates. And I never really had a FUNFUNFUN time for the last months. THAT PARTY was really awesome. We were just laughing all day!

I love my block ♥
I wish that would be a good start of a better friendship and unity.
I can't wait for our next bonding! :D

TAMAD
Sunday, December 14, 2008
7:37 PM
I was too busy to blog last week... there`s nothing special that happened anyway.. so I guess, it`s just okay not to blog because there`s nothing to talk about.

Today`s our 19th monthsaryyyy! Hooraaay! Still can`t beleive we made it this far. I`m so damn happy!

Christmas is reaaalllyyy near. Gawd. I am POOR this year. No money. No shopping for gifts.

I`m really excited to play Tales of Pirates now.. so that`s all I have to say. Haha. I`m addicted to that game!

Christmas wishlist
Sunday, December 7, 2008
8:25 AM
17 days to go before Christmas! :D

I feel Christmas in the air just because of the cold weather. I don`t feel Christmas here at home... we don`t have a lot of Christmas decorations and we don`t have a very friendly neighborhood unlike in Makisig, I feel Christmas as early as November because people prepare their Christmas decors early and people talk about it evrerytime (like how they`re gonna spend it at home, christmas party at our street, inuman with neighbors etc..) But here...it`s just me, Babe and my mom. Glad I`ll celebrate this year`s Christmas with babe... kung hindi... this`ll be my worst Christmas ever.

Since Christmas is nearly coming.. I would like to put here all my Christmas wishes (though only Babe could read it).. anyhow, here it is:

1. A Sony Ericsson W350 Cellphone --Black!
2. Any laptop as long as it`s brand new. :D
3. Zune music Player
4. A cute lil puppy. :D
5. A 1 month supply of Fita spreadz bacon flavored biscuits.
6. nail polish -green, black, hot pink, dark blue, orange and purple
7. any kuromi item
8. AN UGLY DOLL! :)
9. Cute Backpack
10. White Chucks
11. Chucks with design
12. gladiator shoes
13. Cute jacket
14. Plain doll shoes.
15. Hoodies
16. Vintage shirts
17. A vacation.
18. Body massage
19. A spa.
20. Tequila Rose




-- Yan muna ...FOR NOW. :)) haha. Tata! :D

Relieved...well, somehow.
Thursday, December 4, 2008
3:18 AM
Thanks to my reluctance to have a medical check-up, I almost died. :)) I exaggerated..I thought I`d die.

The itchy me was extremely excited to buy some meds 2 days ago. My stupid intuition told me to buy meds even without the doctor`s prescription because I desperately wanted to get better. So I bought this Vaginal tablet that I read about over the internet... So.. it's a TABLET. It's written there...T-A-B-L-E-T. So I took it with water (orally) and went straight to school.

So I felt a little relief for I know that soon, I`ll be better.
BUT I WAS HORRIBLY WRONG.
By the time I got home, I immediately rushed to my room and surfed the net. I checked to see what time I should take my second tablet... and to my horror, I found out that it shouldn`t be taken ORALLY!!! It`s a fuckin` suppositorryyy!! A pessary!!! I freaked outtt! hahaha! I don`t know what to do! I researched about the effects of it.. and it all comes down to one answer "See your doctor immediately or contact poison......blahblah" OMF gosh!!! So i was like "I`m gonna dieeee!" And I was weeping like a stupid kid who got bullied. I tried vomiting...it didn`t work! So I asked babe to come over and help me... and fortunately, her friend, KC, a nursing student, told babe not to worry because nothing will happen to me...except DIARRHEA (hope I spelled it right:P). And I did shit badly that night. :))

So obviously, I`m still alive. :) haha. And I feel better now. My infection is slowly fading away. (fading away!?!? haha wth) Weeeeeeee... I feel so relieveddd! :D

Yun lang.. kwinento ko lang katangahan ko. Mamaru kasi ako. :P as in..MAMARUnong. haha :D

OM....LORDDD!! NOOOO!
Monday, December 1, 2008
6:45 AM
Paula is WORRIED.

I`m really really worried about my mingming. :S I`ve been suffering this itching thing in my mingming for days and I`m really worried `coz I dunno what`s with it. I`m afraid it`s a disease or something that`s why I don`t want to go see a doctor. :S But Babe is pushing me to go....... I DON`T WAAAAAAANNNNNNAAAAAAAAA!!! I`m scared like shit. And pleaaaaaaaaaaseeeeee... I don`t want anyone to seeeeeeee my....you know. It`s awkward. :( HELP HELP HELP!!!

:(

So here`s my side of the story...
I had my period last week. I forgot to bring extra napkin to school so I asked my classmates if they have any extra. Krishnan gave me SISTERS and I immediately wore it because I`m afraid to have a stain in my uniform. And after wearing that stupid napkin, my ToooT itched like hell. And now, it`s still itching! I can`t take it any longer so I researched about it, (hoping there's a cure for allergies) and then I found this website ---> SHIT, and it scared me to deaAttthhh!!! :( OH NOOOOO!

I hope it`s not some disease! I`m not guilty because I haven`t had any sexual intercourse with someone else except BABE! :( But I`m really scared. :(

Eto pa..
We went to Bru`s place and we helped her fix her new room. YAY! i`m so excited for the sleepoveeerrr! :D

Yun lang naman.

And yeah, another thing...
I feel so bad because of what I did kanina. I didn`t mean to. :( I hurt her again. Well, she did too.. but... I just wish I did not let anger swallow me because I turned into a bad monster a while ago :(

I`m sorry. I`m really disappointed of myself. :(